Spirit Dog

I exited the market
and untied my dog.
A hippie from the '70's
travelled forward in time
to deliver a message.

    I was disappointed,
    when she said
    that the message
    was for my dog.

        Upset, I allowed her to
        reveal the secret to Ilse.

"You have a spirit.
You watch over people.
You have a good soul,"
she whispered in Ilse's ear.

    To me she said:
    "I just gave you
    a spirit dog."

        I thanked her with words,
        Ilse with her tongue.

Coaster

It started
          with St. Pauli’s Girl.

Six days later

I was
     sharing my head
          with the sidewalk.

TODAY

I’m partyin today

     no more of this

          sit-around

               bullshit.


     Wide open!

Wild Turkey!

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None of that 80 proof shit.

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Get A Little Drunk, Get A Little Hee

No triple sec, no dry vermouth

No Grenadine

Nothing to make a drink with

except Booze.

Funflation

What’s the next thing?

          What’re we gonna do now?

     Yesterday was FUN.

                    But today's gotta be funner.

Operation Meltdown

I am drunk &
      my cell phone is
      giving me
            the time.

Juan Pierre

They pitch out,

     but he's not running.

He shoulda been,

     cause there's a double play.